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Major Pager SONG LYRICS

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Mr Major's got a pager
Because he sells E's
To the Russians
Who crush and snort them
But they never seem to sneeze

I need no answers to my questions

Oh Mr Major's old and greyer
Than he's ever been
He lied to us all
And took a big fat wager
But now he hasn't got a bean

I need no answers to my questions
And I need no questions to my an-answers

Now Felix the cat is on his back
Oh Felix the cat what a twat
So who needs Columbo
He's just got off a slow boat
From China or somewhere like that

I need no answers to my questions
And I need no questions to my an-answers

I need no answers to my questions
And I need no questions to my an-answers

Ringtone: Send Major Pager Ringtone to your Cell Phone!

Space - Major Pager Song Lyrics from "Spiders (1996)".

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