Well, here we are, the four of us
In total shock, me and her
I close my mouth and swallow spit
'Cause I'm thinkin' to myself, 'This is some deep shit'
Then I said, "So you're gonna tell me he's the one you been talkin' to"
He says, "Yes"
I says, "No"
He says, "Yes"
I says, "No"
He says, "It's the truth"
I yell, "All of y'all asses crazy, let me up out this door,
Because this is way more than I bargained for"
And then she says, "Wait, I'm sure we can all fix this"
And then I said, "I'm late, plus I ain't got a damn thing to do with this"
And then she said, "But wouldn't you like to know just how it all began?"
Then I thought to myself and said, "Quick, you got three minutes"
Then it got real quiet
I said, "Somebody start talkin'"
Then she said, "My god Rufus, I've got just one question
How could you do something like this, I'm so hurt"
Then he looked at her and said, "Bitch please, you've got your nerves
With all your club hoppin', lyin' saying you were shoppin'
And now here you are in our home, and you callin' me wrong"
She said, "Okay, you busted me, and that much I agree
You've caught me cheating, but this is a little extreme"
He said, "You are my wife, sleeping behind my back
And now I come home and you got him in the closet
How extreme is that"
She says, "But she's a he"
Then he says, "Please, you can't judge me"
She says, "Rufus, this is crazy"
And I said, "Stop arguing
I did not stay here to hear y'all chew each other out
So get to the point or I swear I'm out"
"Exuse me please, but I think I can explain what's going on in here
My name is Chuck, and I been knowin' Rufus about a year
At midnight creepin' around with him has been a living hell
Sneakin' in and out of hotels-"
I said, "Brother, spare me the details"
And Rufus said, "Chuck please, don't say nothin' else"
And then she screams, "Rufus, you son of a bitch"
And he says, "Cathy, go to hell"
I said, "I thought your name was Mary, that's what you said at the party
Man this is gettin' scary, I'm gonna shoot somebody"
Then Rufus starts yelling and screaming saying
"Cathy, this is all your fault"
She throws a pillow at him and says
"You were creepin' too, the only difference is you didn't get caught"
Chuck screams out, "We're in love"
Cathy says, "Love my ass"
Rufus say they gettin' married
Then I shoot one in the air
Then I say, "Not another one of you sons of bitches say a word
Cause all of this shit I'm going through is unheard"
Grabbed my cellular
Saying, "This is so wrong"
Called up my home
And a man picks up the phone...
R. Kelly - Trapped In The Closet [Chapter 3] Song Lyrics from "Other Songs".
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