Lyrics provided by http://www.1songlyrics.com/ ---Drunk On a Plane--- --Dierks Bentley-- I took 2 weeks vacation, for the honey moon A couple tickets all inclusive, down in cancun I couldn't get my money back so, I'm in seat 7A I'm gettin' drunk on a planeI bet the feller on the aisle thought I was crazy Cause I taped your picture To the seat back right beside me Now I've got empty mini bottle fillin' both our trays I'm gettin' drunk on a planeBuyin' drinks for everybody But the pilot, it's a party. Got this seven thirty-seven rockin' like the G6 Stewardess is somethin' sexy Leanin' pourin' coke and whiskey Told her about my condition Got a little mile-high flight attention It's mardi gras Up in the clouds I'm up so high, I may never come down I'll try anything to drown out the pain They all know why, I'm gettin' drunk on a plane.We had this date marked on the calendar forever We'd take that new wed limo to the airport ride together I feel like a plastic groom Alone up there on top of the cake So hey, I'm gettin' drunk on a planeBuyin' drinks for everybody But the pilot, it's a party. Got this seven thirty-seven rockin' like a G6 Stewardess is somethin' sexy Leanin' pourin' coke and whiskey Told her about my condition Got a little mile-high flight attention It's mardi gras Up in the clouds I'm up so high, I may never come down. I'll try anything to drown out the pain. They all know why, I'm gettin' drunk on a plane.On my way home I'll bump this seat right up to first class So I can drink that cheap champagne out of a real glass And when we land I'll call her up and tell her 'Kiss my ass' Cause hey, I'm drunk on a planeBuyin' drinks of everybody But the pilot, it's a party Got this seven thirty-seven rockin' like a G6 Stewardess is something sexy Leanin' pourin' coke and whiskey Told her about my condition Got a little mile-high flight attentionIt's mardi gras Up in the clouds I'm up so high, I may never come down. I'll try anything to drown out the pain. They all know why, I'm gettin' drunk on a plane.I'm gettin' drunk on a plane. I'm might be passed out In the baggage claim But right now, I'm drunk on a plane. Song Discussions is protected by U.S. Patent 9401941. Other patents pending.