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London Underground SONG LYRICS

by

Adam Kay & Suman Biswas

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Some people might like to get a train to work,
or drive in; in a beamer or a merc,
some guys like to travel in *by* bus,
but i can't be bothered with the fuss
today im gonna take my bike
cos once again the tubes on strike
the greedy bastards want extra pay
for sitting on their arse all day
even though they earn 30 k

So im standing here in the pouring rain,
where the fucks my fucking train,

London underground, *(london underground)*
there all lazy fucking useless cunts,
London underground, *(london underground)*
there all greedy cunts i wanna shoot them all with a rifle

All they say is please mind the doors,
and they learnt that on the two day corse,
this job could be done by a 4 year old,
and they just leave us freezing in the cold

What you smell is what you get,
burger king and piss and sweat,
you roast to death in the boiling heat,
with tourists treading on your feet,
*and* chewing gum on every seat

So dont tell me to mind the gap,
i want my fucking money back!

London underground,
there all lazy fucking useless cunts,
London underground,
there all greedy cunts i wanna shoot them all with a rifle

La la la, la la la

The floors are *sticky* and the seats are damp,
every platform has a fucking tramp,
but the drivers get the day off *work*,
*when* where all late for work again

London underground,
wwwwankers there all wankers,
london underground,

Take your oyster card and shove it up your arse hole!

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